Bts as your dad#1

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Now. I know no one would have imagined this situation. And some Army might even stab me in their mind. But i think this can be given a thought.

When is a man at his wisest and innocent self..? When he is either a son or a father. In both cases, a man is at his best. Its either to impress his parents or his child. Its all to make them feel proud.

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So.. lets begin the show.

Seokjin :

A typical typical typical mid- forty dad.. no matter what his original age is.

1. Trains you to be humble:

Friend: Hey, Your dad is the most handsome man in the world.

You : No.. its nothing like that. He is pretty. I agree.. but no need of exaggeration.

Other friend : I told you, my dad is the most handsome man in the world.

You: Beach, my dad is the most handsome man in the universe. I was just trying to be humble.

2. Trains you as the next Jinhit CEO:

Jin: Listen to me carefully, and repeat after me.

You: yes dad.

Jin: i am a responsible, kind and helpful person.

You: * repeating after *

Jin: i always obey my dad.

You: * repeating *

Jin: rest of the world, i dont give a f-- k

You: Rest of the- wait what?

3. When both you almost dont need mom:

Jin: Baby, onions chopped?

You: check.

Jin : Baby, plates ready?

You: check.

Jin : Baby, toys arranged?

Mom : maybe i can help?

You: Dont disturb please..

Check.

4. Both of you are 'thug life' goals :

"Dad.. i'm hungry."

"Baby, i am hungry too."

"So.. what is dad cooking for me?"

"Anything you promise to cook for me when i get old without complaining; like i do!" :sunglasses:

"Aren't you already old" :sunglasses:

4. When you can easily manipulate him to diss your teacher.

Teacher: Get your parents tomorrow or dont show up.

You : * you'll regret this..! * yes sir.

Teacher: Mr. Seokjin, your child has been breaking rules like crazy. Not listening to the teachers and sleeping in class. And the uniform, why is the necktie tied across your waist.

You: Appa, * sigh *

Teacher: Please look at your child. Or he/she might get punished.

Jin: So what? What punishment? Are children not allowed to sleep? They are at their growing age. What rules are you talking about? Are the rules made for children or children made for rules??

5. When you are a dad joke pro too!

Jin: Put the dog out for me please!

You: Is he on fire?

Jin: Jesus, i trained you too well.

6. When you are sick of Jeon Jungkook:

Jin: Did you eat?

You: I'll.. after a while..

Jin: * sign * My Jungkook would listen to everything i say.

Jin: Homework ??

You: After a while please.

Jin : My Jungkook would always complete it on time..

Jin: Bed time..!

You: after a while Appa..

Jin:...-

You: Dad please.. i'm doing it.. okay??!

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NAMJOON:

1. When he almost forgets that you are his child:

Namjoon: I'll catch him/her as soon as he lies. I'm genious brain you know.

Jin: Lets see.

Namjoon: You ate the icecream in the fridge i bought yesterday, didn't you? Dont lie.. your ears turn red when you lie.

* You look at Jungkook to let him cover his ears first.. as one getting caught is better than two *

You: You see who did! :wink:

2. When you both have sexy brain yet you can outcast him because he's too innocent:

You: Dad, life is hard.

Namjoon : I know, but you should do your things all by yourself. It helps you grow and learn to do things without being dependent. By the way, Did you complete your homework?

You : Yes dad.. I was wondering if you could help me with it.

Namjoon: Oh.. tell me.

You : I wonder if you could help me solve the first 10 questions.

( whispering: out of all the 10)

3. When you can completely blame all your Destructor X things on him.. but he still could do nothing.

"Who broke the remote again? I am sick of this house now! Answer me."

You: I last saw it with dad.

Namjoon : I dont even watch TV.

You: Oh shit, actually i stepped on it accidentally when dad suddenly called my name.. i got so scared. So is it my mistake or his?( etc etc gibberish)

Namjoon: What? That makes no sense.

No one:...

Namjoon: Okay, i'm sorry.

4. When Jungkook is not your uncle but your almost your younger brother:

You: Appa, i just-

Oh.. hi uncle Jungkook. Dad.. i thought you wanted to help me with my project.

Namjoon: Yeah.. just a minute. Jungkook needs help in his homework. It'll take only a few minutes.. i'll be right back :joy:

* After an hour *

Namjoon: How come you didn't get this??! You are not taking math as major subject, are you?

* sign sign sign *

5. When you cant help but be his xerox copy:

V: I hate bugs. They create too much trouble. They are ugly too.

You: Trouble creates itself. Every trouble brings an opportunity and an experience. Every creature is beautiful if you find its real beauty. Aren't we all like bugs in this world. Mere yet we hold on to our little existence.

Namjoon: Thats my child.

6. When he the coolest man alive.. but then again you have to take his second hand embarrassment:

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JIMIN:

1. Your fancy dress partner:

You: Daddy, lets practise some cute pose.

Jimin: Dont worry.. leave it on me.

You: Are you sure?

Jimin: Ask the world who is the cutest man on the planet..

You: Isn't that me? Mom said its me.

Jimin: I'll look into that after a while. I'll kill her with my aegyo. Wait for it.

2. When you are jealous of everyone around you who talks to him:

Friend: Hi uncle.. * hugging *

You: He is MY dad :smirk:

Mom: Hey honey..

You: * pulling him towards you * He is MY honey.

Jhope: How is my Jiminie?

You: He is MY Jiminie.

3. You never run out of good will when you are with him:

You: Appa, i lost the race!

Jimin: Its fine baby.. it happens.

You: Appa, i'm not being able to do this.

Jimin: Dont lose hope.. everything is possible.

You: Dad i hate my friends.. they are mean.

Jimin: Just try to understand them. They love you too.

4. JEON JUNGKOOK the legend is your rival of love:

Jimin: Baby, hold daddy's hand.. and dont run around. You'll get lost.

You: * looking at Jungkook with a glare *

Jungkook: * looking at you with a glare *

Jimin: * just extended his hand.. not looking at any of you *

* you and Jungkook pushing each other to reach to that little hand *

5. When you inherit the flexible "no bones" capacity:

Mom: Get the snacks for your friends from the kitchen.

You: Yes mom..

* backflip cartwheel backflip perfect landing *

Friend: Hey get me the phone on the ground please..!

You: Too lazy to get up..

Friend: Hey, please.

You: * extending your leg to touch the phone and completely getting into a split and pulling the phone *

Friend: I just asked you to get my phone :expressionless: Jimin: * giggling * thats my baby.

6. How he teaches you to lie:

Jimin: I'm not cute.

Jimin: I'm not sexy.

Jimin: I'm not squishy.

Jimin: I'm a smart man.

Jimin: I'm-

You: Dad.. i hope you know you're going over the top to lie so much..!

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HOSEOK:

1. When he teaches you to be beautiful and confident.. and be sassy like his inner self.

Friend 1: My dad is so handsome. He lightens up the world.

Friend 2: My dad is so cool.. he can do anything.

Me : On a scale of cold to warm where others are just average.. my dad is freezing hot. Do you get that!? :smirk:

2. The best man to give advice:

You: Dad, i'm in trouble.. i didn't plan for things to go this wrong.

Hoseok: Its okay. As long as you work hard its gonna be fine.

You: But dad-

Hoseok: You know whats the best thing.. that you planned your stuff. Dont mind being less loved or less popular. Mind being less smart, a bit less capable.

3. When you laugh at anything and everything he laughs at even if its not funny.. because you love him too much:

Jin: Who threw the dishes here after eating? Do you wanna die?

Jhope: It wasn't me.. ha ha ha..

Namjoon: Who was singing in the middle of the night yesterday..?

Jhope: i was trying not to disturb.. but.. ha ha ha

Jungkook: Who was nagging all night about messing the room to Jimin?

Jhope: Its his fault isn't it? Ha ha ha..

Suga: Nothing of it is funny.

You: * glare glare * ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Its so funny.. :smirk:

4. When he is the most beautiful man you've seen but he wont agree:

5. When he is the best man.. but would never get a world peace prize:

6. When he is your HYPE UP KING but then again the softest man:

7. When he is nothing but the light of your life:

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