And at that moment he knew-

Jared was just sitting in class when a female undercover officer arrested a young boy for selling weed on school grounds

Other boys would be scared, but He had no problem hitting on the undercover officer saying in part quote 'girl you are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal'. And at that moment he knew he fucked up. As he hit the ground, he looked up at the officer. “ and that’s what I call smooth moves.”

I felt like writing a shitpost