Song made by OR3O and Kuraiinu.

Song is available on Spotify.

:money_with_wings:

HEY! IT’S YOUR FAVOURITE SALESMAN

[Number 1 since 1997]

BUT SALES GONE DOWN [The Drain][The Drain]

NOW MY LIFE IS FULL OF [Pain]

WE’LL I’VE GOT A [Specil Deal] FOR

LONELY [Hearts] THAT ARE JUST LIKE YOU

WHY HATE YOUR [4.99] LIFE WHEN

YOU COULD BE [BRAND NEW!]

I HAVE THE THING YOU NEED

YOU WANT IT TO [Complete]

THE [Hyperlink is blocked]

BUT I CAN SHOW IF YOU AGREE

SHOW ME YOUR [HeartShapedObject]

AND THE [Light] I SEE

OH, YOU’RE A LIGHTNER AREN’T YOU [Come on!]

SHOW IT OFF TO ME!

:money_with_wings:

COME ON IT’S YOURS [I’ll] HIT THE JACKPOT

[FAILURE]

‘CAUSE NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT!]]

[AM I SURE?]

[You got some heart] YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT IF YOU [Give it Give it Give it] WITHOUT A FIGHT

[DEAL?] IN NEED OF YOUR LIGHT

[Come on!]

I’D RATHER [Die] THAN BE A ROBOT

:money_with_wings:

I USED TO BE THE BIGGEST

BUT NOW I NEED A LITTLE [Generosity]

IT’S NOT BECAUSE IT’S FOR THE RICHES

IT’S FOR [Freedom] YOU SEE

KROMER IS ALL I NEED TO

GIVE YOU THE [Deal Insurance]

I’LL GIVE A DISCOUNT JUST FOR YOU

AND IT’LL BE [Tax expense]

OH DON’T YOU WORRY I’M AN [Honest Man] YOU SEE

YUM YUM DELICIOUS KROMER

COME ON

GIVE IT ALL TO ME!

:money_with_wings:

COME ON IT’S YOURS [I’ll] HIT THE JACKPOT

[FAILURE]

‘CAUSE NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT!]]

[AM I SURE?]

[You got some heart] YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT IF YOU [Give it Give it Give it] WITHOUT A FIGHT

[DEAL?] IN NEED OF YOUR LIGHT

[Come on!]

I’D RATHER [Die] THAN BE A ROBOT

:money_with_wings:

WHAT!?!? YOU DON’T NEED IT!?!?

THAT’S A REAL BIG SHOT MOVE KID!!!

YOU’RE LIKE ME… [Desperate]

BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON’T WE!?

W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMERS, AND MOST OF ALL… [Hyperlink Blocked]

WILL YOU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!?

THEN A DEAL’S A DEAL!!!

PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, KID!!!

:money_with_wings:

COME ON IT’S YOURS [I’ll] HIT THE JACKPOT

[FAILURE]

‘CAUSE NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT!]]

[AM I SURE?]

[You got some heart] YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT IF YOU [Give it Give it Give it] WITHOUT A FIGHT

[DEAL?] IN NEED OF YOUR LIGHT

[Come on!]

I’D RATHER [Die] THAN BE A ROBOT

:money_with_wings:

[[IT’S NOT OVER YET, HERE WE GO!!!!!!!]