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Hellllllooooo ladies and gentleman, my name’s Gebby, and I like my toast not toasted, don’t judge.

Today we have more subhumans. Again.

Now, before we bitch and moan about Ike spam, to be fair, all of Fates’s beasts are in and Awakening only has 2, so to populate the game with beasts they need to spam Tellius, and at least it’s not alt spam, so.

Tl;dr Fates gay still.

Speaking of gay.

Oh look it’s Ike’s boyfriend!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!

Kinda underwhelming on the skill front, I know people like Dual Rallies+ for arena, but his weapon is pretty cool, that’s for certain. I’m not particularly a fan of Ranulf, but I know a lot people are, so if he gets demoted(lol no), good for them. Gotta love that spicy, spicy LGBT representation :ok_hand: .

Catty Waifu.

Oh look. Waifu bait. Hooray.

Oh cool. A permanent Solo. One of the crappier ones but still, permanent Solo.

I actually kinda like how she seems to play. Her weapon and A slot obviously have synergy in making her stronger and faster, but it also kinda lets her tank, what with subtracting 4 Atk from the enemy and giving her 6 Def. I doubt she’ll be particularly tanky naturally, and I like when units have kits that let them work towards a secondary purpose of sorts.

Teal hair, blegh.

Oh. I never liked his design.

Uh. Well. I don’t like what I’m seeing, as I’ve never particularly liked Links. So. Moving on.

Reference to a Disney movie because I’m a teen egirl.

Oh look he’s a badass armor beast, yay.

And typical armor kit. A bunch of rare skills, including a shiny new one to bait people, distant counter, yadda yadda. Not much to say, it’s hard to really make an impact upon the meta, because IS, in their shitbrainedness, has brought it to a point where nothing but the most overt of powercreep, dubbed powersprint, can make a dent.

Well that’s that, I guess. Furries are gay, and so are you.