Worlds Most Legal Gellocat Collab (real) (not clickbait) (sanity kept) (staff approved)

Hello Gellocat community!!! :interrobang: :interrobang: :fire: :100: Welcome to our collab that has NOTHING to do with today’s date!!

I’m sure you’ve all been gripping your toes in anticipation for this post which has definitely been d before today, so here it is!! :fire: :fire:

Now presenting… the most legal gellocats you will ever see!!! They break ZERO (0) rules!! :fire: :fire: :100: :100: :boom: :boom:

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WILBUR

BTA

Sb: nuclear launch codes

Mi: a .35in bass

Ab: bass pro shop (the entire company and ceo)

Ab 2: the entirety of the Supreme Court (transported in potato sacks)

{To encourage bidding}

JADEBOOLITTLE

BTA

Sb: a tender kiss on the lips (irl)

Ab: my will to live

WICKE

BTA

Sb: the president of (alive)

Mi: piss in a jar

Ab: classified cia files

Ab 2: the milk man from That’s Not My Neighbor

TAUFEDER

BTA

Sb: a nice dinner with me and pookie in a fancy restaurant

Ab: Boeing 737

ITS-RED

OTA

Canadian dollars > feet pics > recorded screams > other

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Now I know what you’re thinking… “Oh beautiful, powerful, mighty, brave, majestical Wilbur these are definitely legal, but how do I know for sure :interrobang: :interrobang: :interrobang: ”

Well…. As you can see below they are all DEFINITELY APPROVED!!! :100: :100: :100: :100: :100: :fire: :fire: :fire: :wolf: :wolf: :wolf: :wolf: 🦅🦅🦅

You should totally actually try and bid stupid/funny stuff instead of instantly ab’ing it would be so funny….