Hi there everyone! Long time no see-post, comment, etc.
I come to you today-as I write this it is February 28th, 2025. 8:10 pm…and counting.
Anyway, we gather here today to read Sherice’s review of Heart Eyes(2025).
Guys, I wanna start off by saying that 2025 has some great horrors coming out(and I’m not just talking about the presidency…) anyway- I am incredibly excited!
Now, onto the good stuff.
Ally and Jay are two strangers who have the unfortunate experience of meeting at a coffee shop when they realize that they ordered the same strange beverage. After the drink mix up, Ally damn near breaks his nose.
Wanna know how they meet again? He shows up to her job- the one she’s been doing a really shitty job at lately- and then! Funnily enough, a serial killer happens to catch them kissing and mistakes them for a couple…making them the perfect candidates to be the next victims!
(Update, it is now March 2nd, 2025- 10:55 PM) haha .. anyways.
So yeah! They’re spotted smooching by a serial killer who is then like- haha, nice. Killing you next for sure!
Yeah guys- and gals. Theys and whatnot. This film is one I’d def. Recommend.
The gore was amazingggg- you get a really good kill just a few minutes in. You get to see some eyeballs pop out, you know- the usual.
On top of that- the jokes were really funny and not corny!
I also like that the movie is pretty realistic- we someone leave someone behind in order to not get themselves killed. It’s kinda fucked up but honestly…gotta do what you gotta do, lol.
Hope you all enjoyed this short review! Till next time! (whenever that is….)
Comments (2)
i want to see this movie so badly!
it was so good!! I hope you get to see it soon