My dream: contains Produce48 & weirdness

In my dream last night, Han Chowon (a trainee who didn’t make it into IZ*ONE) wore a sexy cat suit to seduce a guy.

That was because he was a powerful telekinetic and she was part of a government department that wanted to use his mind as a weapon of mass destruction.

He found out and was like, “Bitch, I’m not voting for your ass”, and he psychically manipulated the Mnet computer system so Chowon wouldn’t get into IZ*ONE.

And that, boys and girls, is the tale of how Produce 48 became rigged!