Rating EMOJIS by how :sparkles: STRAIGHT :sparkles: they are :relieved:

This is meant to be a fun lighthearted post, but what I’ll say is simply facts. (IOS version)

So let’s beginnnn!

🤪🤩 :smiling_imp: 🤡 :sweat_smile:

Straightest of the straightest (if used unironically). They just make me feel uneasy and they are reallyyy overused :|

Straight-meter

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

🥵🤤 :poop: 🤣 :kissing_heart:

Ehhh they’re bearable. Cringey tho. Just give off mean popular girl vibez

Straight-meter

★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

:sunglasses: :unamused: 🥶 :punch: 🏻🙃

I describe this as the *13 year old homophobic boy starter pack*. The first one makes me smile a little but it sadly falls under the same category.

Straight-meter

★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

:space_invader: :pensive: :skull: :japanese_goblin: 🤓

Bisexual ganggg... They really do be adding some spice to the conversation. I see you and I appreciate you

Straight-meter

★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

:heart_eyes_cat: :sparkles: :flushed: 🤠 :weary: :nail_care: 🏻

gay gay gay. Periodt

Straight-meter

☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

But here we have the most superior pack by all means:

:) :( :/ >:(

((Disclaimer: these conclusions have been made by my experience with people using the emojis. I’m by no means trying to shame a sexuality))