Alright, round two. Ever typed with three fingers and one hand? Cause it's hard, don't recommend it.

Jeez, that sounds jaded. Alola, I'm Kyu, the one and only! You can spot me easily in a crowd by the patches I have on my costume, especially the big polka-purple on on my side. I live near the lush jungle in Alola with my best friend, Chari, who is kind of a grump but I don't mind.

Let's see, what am I all about. I'm what you might call "Extroverted". I like to talk to pokemon, can you blame me? Feelings aren't my specialty, though. And.. oh, I don't like being bored. It's boring. Usually I avoid boredom with my hobbies, like trying new things and bothering my best friend.

And getting into trouble. But, like, in a fun way.

Oh, I collect things, too! That's pretty important, right? I have a

Stolen

trainer's bag in my fake head that stores literally everything I want to have. There's a lot of junk in there, but it's *my* junk, so it's good stuff.

Now for a little bit on my :sparkles: Tragic Backstory :sparkles: :

You know that super old Thrifty Megamart on one of the islands? Well, I grew up there with a Gengar, Haunter, and Ghastly that taught me how to play tricks before two got caught and one left. After that, I lived with some Mimikyus. And, well.. If you asked about me now, they would probably tell you that I was one heck of a troublemaker and that they're glad I'm gone.

Yeah. If you can't tell already, I got kicked out for my "shenanigans".

Chari ferried me off to where I am now, and the rest is history. History that has been recorded, that is. Here's where you can read more about me, cause I know I'm just that interesting~ :sparkles:

A Dead Beginning Series

(Disclaimer: this sucker is out of date. Let's just say I was feeling kinda sour at my adopted family that week.)

Another thing about me: I'm an absolutely amazing battler. Totally awesome. Don't let Chari try to tell you that I faint every time I battle any pokemon ever, because I managed to fight of a Cleffa successfully once. And anyway, just cause I lose most battles doesn't mean I'm weak, it just means that I specifically have a disadvantage cause I can't evolve.

Last thing, I swear: I can speak english, no problem. Learned it at the 'mart as a hobby: made it easy to freak the heck out of trainers who came in.

Also there was this one thing with my dimesional travel doohickey but I don't wanna talk about that.

That's all!