10/10: Would Pun Again - Joke Notebook: p. 1

sans 09/26/19

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*You pause outside Sans’ room, surprised to find the door unlocked.

*Would you like to go inside?

:heart: Why not? Better not.

*You go snooping into Sans’ room. How scandalous!

*A lone piece of paper on the floor next to the frameless mattress catches your eye.

*Would you like to read it?

:heart: Yes No

*You look down at the paper and see surprisingly neat handwriting in blue ink on the paper along with what appears to be some doodles and...even some sort of equations of some sorts? You crouch down to get a better look and begin reading what appears to be a list of jokes and puns.

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the past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.

i dunno ‘bout you, but it was tense.

what kind of cats like to go bowling?

alley cats.

so, i accidentally went to bed with my lenses in the other night.

my dreams have never been clearer....or, they would be if i could wear lenses.

is your phone making you sleepy?

no worries. there’s a nap for that.

need an ark?

no worries, i noah guy. -one of those human tales

what did the skeleton with christmas lights in his rib cage say?

i guess christmas was inside me all along.

how would you go about inviting a dinosaur for lunch?

tea, rex?

how does an attorney sleep?

first he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

nah, i’m not asleep. what am i doing then?

just practicing sleeping. how’d ya think i got so good at it?

have you ever tried eating a clock before?

it’s pretty time consuming.

what does a clock do when it’s hungry?

it goes back four second.

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*You finish reading and figure you better get out while you’re ahead and not caught. You proceed to sneak out of the room.

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*Your curiosity got the better of you and you returned to snoop some more later that day.

*The room looks mostly the same, but a bright yellow from the corner of your sight catches your attention.

*It appears to be a sticky note that has been stuck to the paper you saw earlier. Stepping closer, you are able to read the bold handwriting penned in an reddish-orange ink.

*Would you like to read it?

:heart: Yes No

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SANS! DO NOT LEAVE RANDOM NOTEPAPER ON THE FLOOR!

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*You decide to leave as not much else has changed.

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*You return the next day.

*You begin to realize you might have no life.

*Stepping into the room, you notice that another sticky note has appeared on the piece of paper. This one haphazardly placed as opposed to the neat placement of the first sticky note.

*Would you like to read it?

:heart: Yes No

*You go closer in order to read it, reading a single word in the lazy yet neat handwriting.

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ok.

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*You leave once more, eager to return later in the hopes of finding more of the sticky note conversation.

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*You find yourself back in the small skeleton’s room.

*You may have a problem.

*You notice a book titled ‘Advanced Quantum Mechanics: Quantum Physics and You’ that has been placed underneath the lone piece of paper.

*You, again, step closer to the piece of paper to find that there is another sticky note. This one with the bold handwriting adorning it.

*Would you like to read it?

:heart: Yes No

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YOU JUST PUT A BOOK UNDER IT! WHY DON’T YOU PUT IT AWAY, BROTHER?

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*You leave once more, staring as a little white dog winks at you from within the trash tornado.

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*You return later the next day, quickly making a beeline for the paper.

*Would you like to read it?

:heart: Yes No

*You do not hesitate to read the newest sticky note, the lazily neat writing returning.

*You are very good at snooping, aren’t you?

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heh. it is off the floor now. don’t get ya bones in a rattle, paps. i’m gettin’ around to putting it in my notebook. in the meantime, enjoy the punny puns, bro.

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*You quickly leave, though this time you seem to feel your rudeness crawling on your back.

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*You return once more only to find, to your disappointment, that the paper and the sticky notes are gone. Perhaps Sans put it in his notebook like he’d said he would.

*You leave, wondering if more pages and sticky note conversations like this one will appear in the future.

*You also wonder if the feeling of being watched is all in your head or if you should be expecting a payback prank sometime in the near future.

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Heyo and thank you for reading! Or, more accurately, snooping around in Sans’ joke material. Then again, snooping is rather fun ^^ I hope you enjoyed the cringy cringy puns and jokes! This will likely continue in the form of a few more pages in future posts. Cheers!

Also, cheers to anyone who noticed the background image! I tried to make it as accurate as possible so kudos to anyone who realizes what it is ^^

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Time Taken

Maybe 7 hours? (I kinda agonized over this considering I pretty much suck at drawing and had limited art skills at my disposal XD) - As for the jokes, I’ve had those for awhile now ;)

Apps Used

Undertale Amino, Gimp

•Art Credits•

Myself through the help of Gimp

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Proof 1: Carpet

Proof 2: Page 1

Proof 3: Page 1: Note 1

Proof 4: Page 1: Note 2

Proof 5: Page 1: Note 3

Proof 6: Page 1: Note 4

oh. uh....you didn’t see anything....i...uh...wasn’t here.... 0.0

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~` :two_hearts: [ Alastor | Cleasia | Mango ] :two_hearts: `~

Oh wow I just found this today— if you add 3+ progress shot (or a layer shot) this could be Featured ^^

This was awesome to see :'³

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sans Author

That should be a quick fix, thanks ^^ For some reason I wasn’t thinking this was specifically an art post because it was so heavily focused on words instead of art XD

Thanks for the reminder though! It would be very nice if this could get featured ^^ I’m glad you enjoyed it as well!

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:tm: 𝐕ꜜ𝐄𝐑⊹𝐌꠴

This-

This is beautiful

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sans Author

Aw, that is rather high praise. Thanks ^^ I’m glad you enjoyed it.

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:tm: 𝐕ꜜ𝐄𝐑⊹𝐌꠴

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It was very creative and just really well done

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sans Author

Reply to: 𝕣𝕖𝕕.

Sweet ^^ I tend to craft up little stories in my head when I’m not thinking of anything else so I figured it might be fun to write something in the style of the game from the player’s perspective. Plus, I have Sans’ and Papyrus’ characters down pretty well so it’s pretty easy to imagine how they would each react to things ^^

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