Insanity

...is the only way I can describe what happened.

EVERYTHING I'm about to describe is completely true. I SWEAR to Asgore.

Jay somehow summoned a gigantic Super Lenny and it kept singing about "booty" and talking about MY "booty."

I tried to strike it down, but Jay told me the only way to kill it is to destroy an entire alternate universe... so Jay "Over Lennied" it and made it explode.

...you don't want to know what happened next. It was really... REALLY awkward and embarrassing... THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA SAY ABOUT IT!!!

But what you SHOULD know is that Jay was blinded by the Lenny-dust, and had to lead him home by holding his hand. It was either that, or I was going to carry him... and I wasn't gonna carry a man that's nake-- I MEAN NOTHING!!!

Then, when I got into his house, he FLIRTED WITH ME! ...and trust me on this: this wasn't his first time, either!

When I got home, I told Alphys about it. She got soooo pissed, she grabbed a little axe from my cutlery drawer with a WICKED smile on her face. Then she went after Jay.

Yes, my girl is really fierce!!!

Later, Jay came back and apologized, looking really remorseful. I accepted his apology. Did she, umm... use that axe on him?! X3

Just my luck...why does the crazy stuff have to happen a week before the wedding?! NGAAHHH!!!

Happy New Year, Undyne. Happy New Year... X3