Sans' book of puns and jokes pt.1

~~~SANS' PUNS AND JOKES~~~

autors note: WARNING! this book might be to punny for you! So if you have punphobia then you should consult your doctor about it.

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What would you call undyne if she was a singer? Britney SPEARS

Heya grillby! Saw your daughter last night... she is HOT (literally)

What does a vulkin say to his wife?

I LAVA you

What do you say when chara gets resurrected? Welp... this is ASRIEL as it gets.

(A dialog)

-Hey dude did you hear? Something bad happend to an italian chef!

-what? What happend?

-he... PASTA-way

-...

-he was killed by an IMPASTA

-...-_-

- None SAUSAGE (saw such) a terrible thing coming!

-thats it!!!

(A story dialog)

-hey dude! Wanna hear a story about meat?

-ok I guess?

-ok here goes...

So the different types of meat capled a MEATing once. They were discussing on how to kill the cook. Then a BEEFY guy walked up and said that he will kill the cook with a HAMmer and so he went to fight the cook but miserably got ROASTED. Res in pieces beef.

-stop it...

I tried talking to gaster once, but it was wingdings and confusing.

(This is a reference to the demon guy's dia the mtt resort's restaurant)

I wanted to help gaster getting friends on facebook once, but he already had followers.

What if yu-gi-oh existed in the underground? Then it would be TEM to do do do do do it!!!

What did a fireplace say to a girl fireplace?

You are SMOKING HOT!

Where do you get the "fire and water" game? You buy it on STEAM

What does oxygen use to wash his hair?

An AIR CONDITIONER

(For those who dont get it: people sometimes use a shampoo and then they add in conditioner (afterwards they put a hair mask)).

Wow you MUSTARD puns very quickly! I need to KETCHUP to ya.