Oh boy CYL 3

What’s up, bitches?

Been a while, ain’t it? But that’s aight, your boy’s back on the job.

Now, I’m sure everyone’s gotten their shitty spam reaction posts out of the way by now, so let’s cut the formalities and I’ll show you how you REALLY do a spam reaction post.

Titties

As Amy pointed out earlier, Christ in Hell she’s wearing pants what the shit.

Yep, her chest is the center of attention this time;no armpits, no thighs, no panty armor. Leave it to the fanservice Camilla alt to be the most modest Camilla since Adrift.

Her skills, thus, are the sexiest thing about her.

Restore, Wrathful Staff, who gives a damn, even her prf is negligible. No, what matters is that sweet, sweet Atk/Spd Push 4. It’s a complete revival for Push skills, and a great new option for Healers in general. I, for one, badly desire it on Genny, and am heavily considering choosing Camilla solely for the fodder.

Sanngri whatever is pretty sexy, too, bringing her in-combat bonuses up to 10 Atk and Spd on initiation. Gravity is cool, too, I guess, but if it’d had, say, Guard, that’d be even better and make Camilla great for Rokkr Sieges, particularly for those who missed out on Halloween Mia.

Omg right after he got a legendary????

Boo hoo, Eliwood got some love for once, how awful.

He looks absolutely amazing, and has my favorite design on the banner. Prior to Dimitri Eliwood was my favorite lord, as you might know, so I’m quite pleased to see him Hector and Lyn as a CYL winner.

His design is based on his outfit from the end of Blazing Blade:

My only gripe is that his neutral art looks sort of feminine, but it’s far from a dealbreaker.

Now, onto his skills.

He has a LOT going on here.

Firstly, Ninis’s Ice Lance is obviously very synergetic with Swift Sparrow 3 and Atk/Spd Ruse, leading him in essence to an easy +15/16 Atk/Spd.

He’s also pretty good at , what with his ability to boost the shit out of ally stats and debuff enemies all in one shot.

Finally, he has great fodder all around. Every skill is either rare, or in the case of his Ruse, brand new, and greatly appreciated by many a folk.

Of course, you’d have to be stupid to fodder him;it’s Eliwood. How can you not love Eliwood?

Bitch of Daybreak

Who the fuck likes Micaiah again?

What’s that? No one? Thought so.

She’s flying green Selkie with armor/cavalry effectiveness and not shitty stats, probably. Fantastic.

I honestly don’t have much to say here. It’s Micaiah. She’s doing what she’s always done, with a couple gimmicks tacked on. Hooray.

Everyone’s favorite shitty lord

Dong armor dong armor dong armor dong armor dong armor dong armor dong...

Ahem. Dong armor Alm.

Well, he looks a lot better than Celica, but that’s not saying much. Honestly, I don’t have many complaints about his art, Falchion looks fantastic and his armor looks great, but something about his face...just seems kinda off.

Maybe it’s the fact that he’s a godawful lord and shouldn’t have won that’s throwing me for a loop. I always forget you guys have bad taste.

Looking at you, Elu.

This is pretty great, ngl.

Scendscale is awesome, giving incentive to stack lots of Atk in exchange for true damage or whatever you cooky kids call it, and the boost to Threaten skills is nice, officially turning everyone into Surtr.

Note: Threat. is more than likely a new skill tree, as Threat. Atk/Spd ends at tier 3.

Falchion is Falchioning in the most draconian manner imaginable despite not actually being a falchion, granting him a sort of spectrum Solo thing with the L!Ephraim parameters. I dunno what we call those, probably some other retarded nickname.

Also he has Chill Def. Cool, right?

Well, folks, that’s all. to like, subscribe, and give me 20 coins because I fucking deserve it.