A Bunch Of Fucking Tier Lists

Well, I was bored today and this shit was going around, so I made a bunch of them and shall now make the greatest tier list post you’ve ever seen. Watch as I work my magic in an extravagant return to former glory.

This will include verbal attacks on PC gamer cucks, things maybe not related to Heroes, and full-frontal imagery of fictional women’s armpits.

You have been warned.

FEH Waifus Tier List

Pretty self-explanatory.

Your waifu is shit, mine is the greatest, you’re a hipster if you don’t agree, respect my opinion, blah blah blah. Basic egirl shit.

FEH Armpits Tier List

Now we’re stepping up our game. Going from waifu to armpit is like going from being a PC gamer to being a PlayStation gamer. Basic and probably mentally deficient, but hey, you’re working towards a better self.

FEH Feet Tier List

This is pretty much the ne plus ultra waifu tier list variant, judging our given fictional lovers based on much more important factors than tit size or personality.

Van Der Linde Gang Tier List

This has nothing to do with FE, I just adore Red Dead Redemption.

FE Lords Tier List

Coming back to Fire Emblem, I once again demonstrate my natural superiority in the realm of purely opinionated matters. If you disagree with me, you’re invalid and also possibly gay.

Make-Believe Tier List

Am I controversial yet?

Roast Me Mommy Elu

This isn’t a tier list, I just want Eluceus to tell me I’m gay.

Three Houses Tier List

And finally, a tier list I actually did

put thought into.

Ginger lolis will forever have my favor.

That’s all folks, and daddy

Eight Thoughts has cancer.

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