Oh my flippity flop this is pretty cool guys

Wow guys this banner is pretty neato!

In recent times I’ve been waiting until the day after the trailer to make a post to maximize on the lack of spam but I’ve got a good feeling there’s something you guys want to see on here so I, nice guy I am, am going to sacrifice my time to bring you quality entertainment. Buckle up, kids, because the law says you have to, it’s for your safety. In fact this car will not move until you are all buckled, child or not.

I’ll wait.

:)

All good? Great!

Maid who died a tragic death.

Oh my goodness, it’s Flora! when she got depressed because she betrayed Corrin, who is emphatically a great character, and then killed herself? I . I cried when she died, and I hate when people imply that her death was meant to resonate with a crowd of ‘cringy’ teens with self-diagnosed depression on of first world life sucking major donkey balls.

Whoops, pardon my French!

Wow, look at that! She’s so good!

Her weapon is so long, I can’t even read it! But that means it’s really good! It’s even a prf, because Flora is so cool she deserves it! Some might say this is waifu bait, but they’re just Fates haters, so you can denounce their opinions because elitists are evil fascists.

Something else I do know is that it’s effective against beasts, however, and that’s important because now Velouria has a weakness. When you’re playing meaningful game modes like Aether Raids and arena, keep that in mind!

Speaking of Aether Raids, her new A skill is perfect for it, and is really useful in all other situations, too! It’s not a wasted A slot, contrary to what sarcastic cynics may say.

She also has Bold Fighter and Armor March! These are really rare, powerful skills found on very few units! Armor units are the best in the game, so make sure you pull for this cool, unique take on Flora that doesn’t reuse the same weapon type!

Ginger stud with loads of character development.

Oh my goodness gracious! It’s Lukas! This is so cool! Armor units are great in SoV, as in every other FE game, so I’m glad to see my favorite unit of my favorite class get an alt in Heroes!

Another AR skill!

Unfortunately, there’s not much else to talk about, but I’m sure that’s because they want to maintain balance. , there’s no such thing as waifu bait or jerking off Fates waifus, only evil elitists think that.

The maid with a unique personality quirk.

Oh wow! Flora’s sister Felicia! They’re both so cool and great and well developed and not waifu bait at all!

Wow! Just like Flora, Felicia has a well deserved, balanced prf weapon! She doesn’t even take away from Ephraim’s niche as the best Special Fighter armor!

Unfortunately, Felicia DOESN’T have a useful AR skill, but that’s alright, no hate here! Unless you’re an evil elitist, then you can cut off your own wee wee, stick it in your mouth and slit your neck!

Well guys that’s about it, guess I’m gonna-

HOLY FLIPPING MOTHERLOAD OF SHIT FUCK

Okay okay okay fuck the act. This is epic.

Also notice that deer? You wanna know what protagonist’s spirit animal is a deer?

Arthur fucking Morgan.

So yeah Genny is canonically friends with Arthur after he bites it.

But uh.

She’s also a staff cavalry in a brave Veronica’s world.

Yay.

Okay but she’s fucking adorable and I need her.

Donate to me please. Buy me money to buy orbs with.

Please.