The Knoll Conspiracy

Hi

Dr. Doofensmirtz here

if i may take a minute of the FEHA's valuable time. I've never asked for anything but...i called in my marker on this one. Now somethings either happened or its about to happen...in an unbelievable magnitude...

Couple mins ago, i was watching Mangs list off the top 50 characters people wanted in FEH, based on the CYL 4 results. Everything was fine for the most part, nothing out of the ordinary... But then he got to #44...and right then i knew something wasn't right.

Mangs then pointed that people wanted Knoll to be in FEH...but that's impossible...that can't be...there's no such thing as Knoll fans...right?

To confirm my suspicions, i went to the CYL 4 poll results, to see if what Mangs says is true...and when i scrolled down to #155...my heart completely dropped.

I was utterly shocked at the sight of Knoll having over 900 votes. I was in denial, and started coming up with random conclusions...

were those bots?

Are those Aliens?

Or are their actually people that want Knoll in the game

but no...that can't be...Knoll fans don't exist...right? I wasn't gonna wait for the answer, so i decided to take action, to find out the answer myself. To do that, i needed to go where poor people go to die...the FEA. But i can't let people there know of my intentions...so i decided...

To go undercover.

*Mission Impossible music plays*

So whats my plan, you may be asking. Well, I decided to start simple.

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I created a post telling the people if their are any knoll fans out there, and to my surprise, i did get a few results. Most notably in the comment section.

People in the comment confirmed that yes, their were in fact Knoll fans out there. But here's thing, we can't say for certain if there actually knoll fans. Take a look at this fella, Bigspider. He claims he likes Knoll, but look at his bio.

No mention of knoll anywhere. His favorite character consisted of Mia, Mareeta, etc. But he doesn't mention knoll at all. So that confirms in my mind that he doesn't think that much of Knoll. Thus confirming that the comment section are talking out of there bullocks.

So after that, i decided to take it 1 step further. I decided that i needed to one of the chat rooms, specifically a heroes chatroom. But i didn't wanna create suspicion in the chat, so i tried to blend in, to act like them.

Nailed it :punch:

So i asked if anyone voted for Knoll in that CYL 4 ballet, and i got the impression that nobody voted for Knoll in the chat. There was that one that wanted to vote for Knoll, but i assuming that didn't. Thus confirming my suspicions that nobody voted for Knoll.

But i realized i was approaching this all wrong. I can't pinpoint who exactly voted for him, that would take ages. Instead of finding out who voted for him, and there is in fact knoll fans out there, i need to find out WHY would people vote for him. What is the appeal of Knoll? What would be the reason why people would vote for him?

I reached to many fea s personally...to no success, i think its cuz they saw that post, and thus know this is a work. So that kinda flopped.

But i realized i couldn't just talk to anyone. i needed to talk to a professional. I needed to talk to the biggest FE 8 fan in the FEA...

At least i assuming this woman is a FE 8 fan, she has an "Ephraim's Wife" tag.

So i had a brief conversation with this individual asking her whats the appeal of Knoll, and this is what went down.

As the interaction went on, I started to question if she even knows who Knoll is...i was also thinking of Fruit Loops...i might've been hungry during this interview.

So after having a bowl of Fruit Loops, i started thinking to myself that their might actually be Knoll fans out there...but no...

that can't be it...I-I refuse to believe it!

Sigh...

but theres only 1 way to find out...I'm going to say this rn...

Knoll fans if you are reading this,

Please submit proof of your existance in the comment section below; Birth Certificate, Social Security Number, Mail Address, a pic of your photo gallery, but most preferably, a screenshot of CYL 4 Voting Ballet. I'll also need a 5 paragraph essay to tell me

what the f*ck is the appeal of Knoll.

Bye