TW: Mentions of child abuse, neglect, domestic violence/abuse, bullying, r@pe, homophobia, transphobia, biphobia, non-biophobia, panphobia, queerphobia
We all know Nurf's full name is, Gaylord Nurfington, he was born in Oklahoma, in the US on May 15th, 1999, Nurf is completely American, Nurf was 13 in Season 1-4, and is 14 in Season 5, so that means Nurf was 13 in 2012 and 14 in 2013, that means right now in 2024, Nurf would be 25, Nurf was born into poverty, the Nurfingtons live in a trailer park in Oklahoma, (The same trailer park where Nikki lives) his father's name is Harvey Nurfington and his mother's name is Barbara Williams-Nurfington, Harvey is a raging alcoholic, and is overweight, he's bald only on the top, Nurf looks more like his mother, Barbara only on the hair color, eye color, and nose and Harvey is a brunette with grey in his hair, he's a slob, and always goes to the bar, whenever he isn't at the bar, he sits and drinks while watching TV, he physically and verbally abuses and neglects Nurf, and to remind you when in David Gets Hard, it was implied that Nurf was r@ped at a young age, and the most likely that a creepy pedo stranger did those things to him when he was 4, Barbara was sentenced to 10 years in jail for stabbing Harvey, somehow, he ends up surviving, Barbara has been in prison ever since Nurf was 10 in 2009, Nurf is a rebellious and barbaric bully, he's a delinquent, he steals, fights, smokes weed and cigars, he bullies others his age and younger, he swears, he uses his pack of pockets knives that his mother, Barbara gave him when he was younger, his grades are terrible, he has been in and out of juvie ever since he was 10, when he was younger, he was constantly bullied by rich kids for living in poverty and bullied by other kids for his weight, and at the age of 10 and when he reached the 5th grade is when started to stand up for himself, and talking back to others, including his father, Harvey is pretty much anti-LGBT, he's homophobic, biphobic, panphobic, transphobic, queer-phobic, and non-binaphobic, Nurf is a closeted pan, but when Nurf comes out to his mother, she accepts him, Nurf gets his behavioral and anger issues/aggression towards others from his father, it's a way of Nurf acting out, there are beer bottles and beer cans all over the living room and the kitchen, and the trailer park has rats and roaches, Nurf is a metalhead, he has rock posters and has an Xbox he stole, he also vandalizes, he sprays graffiti, he beats up others, gives wedgies and swirlies, he beats others up, has nerds, including Neil and Nerris, do his homework for him, he shoves kids into lockers, he takes other kids' lunch money, his two favorite parts about school is lunch and the vending machine, he has no respect for authority, he skips classes and plays hooky (ditches school) he's disrespectful, disobedient, foul-mouthed, angry, rude, rambunctious, dim-witted and tough, he's a foodie, he has a Tuxedo cat (The one from David Gets Hard) his name is Oreo, he's a little kitten, he's apart of Nurf's soft side, Nurf is one of the detention kids like Max and Nikki are, besides that, he always gets suspended, he gets in trouble from both at school and from the cops, Nurf has a reputation to uphold here, and he needs people to take him seriously, like Max, he doesn't want anyone to think he's soft, deep down inside, he's a big Teddy Bear and an affection hog, he's one of the unpopular, he eats junk food and meat, but he also eats fruit, Harvey is 43 in Season 1-4 and is 44 in Season 5, Barbara was 33 in Season 1-4 and is 34 in Season 5
When Nurf was 10, Barbara got pregnant in order for Harvey to stay but ended up having a miscarriage, Harvey was 30 and Barbara was 20 when they had Nurf, Harvey was 40 and Barbara was 30 when they had their miscarriage, Harvey would be 55 and Barbara would be 45 in 2024.
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