Bwahaha! Tis I, Ghar- uh Lord Farquad! Tell me, do you ever get... Urges? Dark and evil urges? You ever feel like letting go of all self control and doing the things you want with your life with no regard for petty things like morals, social standing, religion, or laws? If so those might just be intrusion thoughts, and you're a perfectly normal human being for having them.
BuT wHaT iF tHeY wErEn'T?!??
Well, that's where I can come in to help. You see, Big Daddy IS already has something for you that you can use to satiate those dark impulses inherit to us as living animals.
I am referring to...
The Big Three
Gharnef:
Master of the Dark Arts, Reviver of Medeus the Shadow Dragon, and the OG Manically Evil Dude.
Takumi:
Evil Pineapple Boi, Hater of Nohrian Scum, and Doesn't Like Azura's Singing.
Garon:
Totally Not A Dragon Guys, Conqueror Just To Be a Conqueror, and Loving Dad (Allegedly).
"But Lord Farquad! Garon's skill doesn't activate until turn 4! That doesn't match Takumi and Gharnef."
Wow, I didn't realize you were such a
FOOL
That's exactly what I WANT you to think, for you will be too busy preparing yourself for Turn 3 that you will fail to take into consideration the next Turn, easily taking my victory Yugi! Not even Exodia the Forbidden One can save you now! You're going to the Shadow Realm! Mwahahaha!
what do you mean we aren't talking about Yu-Gi-Oh?
The Strategy
Reaper will-
Sorry, I meant Takumi my mistake.
Takumi
will serve as the main damage dealer with his Flashing Blade Mk IV. Coupled with his amazing speed, he can charge up his special fast and eat as- destroy his enemy with Moonbow.
Shove let's Takumi push the people he is closest to away from himself to distance them from him in a vain attempt to spare them from the darkness in his heart but ultimately ends up hurting them anyways in a sick twist of fate.
Desperation is because Takumi is desperately trying to fight his way from the inside to stop himself from commiting acts of mass genocide against his friends and family but can't because his self hatred and loathing are keeping him from accepting his flaws and trying to change himself for the better.
Moving on, Speed and Attack Smoke (flip-flopped if you prefer) serve as a way to assist his teammates survivability, but not his own because he longs for the death he so righteously deserves for all the horrendous things he has done, don't you get it he just wants to die just puT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY!!!
Medeus serves as-
Oooopsie poopsie, I got the names mixed up again I hope that doesn't happen again
If Takumi is DPS, then
Garon
is the Tank. Able to take big hits and dish out some yuuuuuge damage in return with Ignis.
Obviously, Fortress Def/Res so we can pretend we are Surtr, except we can move two spaces and aren't weak against carpentry tools.
Harsh Command+ because Garon has a superiority complex that we are just going to feed into for some reason.
Garon knows Quick Riposte not because it mitigates his slowness, but because as royalty he is well trained in the art of fencing... Which is somehow applicable in dragon form.
Even Attack wave works on even turns... Which four is an even number... Which is when his weapon skill activates... Do you get it? Too bad so sad moving on.
Distant Defense because this isn't a DC build so he needs to soak up any damage he can't give back right away.
Gharnef
heh, bet you thought I'd mess it up, didn't you?
rounds off the team as the , both in weapon and in skills.
Fortress Def/Res (2electricboogaloo) to make him an effective mixed tank for ranged combat if Garon isn't available.
Smite mixed with Def/Res Link will let Gharnef Smite Garon (or Takumi, he is pretty suicidal after all) straight into the enemy, giving it/him a boost to their bulk.
Resistance and Defense Ploy (also interchangable) helps Garon and Takumi respectively to deal more damage to an enemy of Gharnef's choosing.
I have alternative builds for these Heroes below, and they act pretty similarly. The only one I feel I have to explain is Takumi, because he likes to be a Wild Card.
Eh, get it?
Whatever, point is he now acts as AoE DPS rather than Solo DPS.
"B-But Lord Farquad, in Episode 7 of Meme Builds you mentioned that Takumi should use Blazing Flame because of Fallen!Takumi's purple flame motif. Why isn't he using that then?"
Well that's a good question. Very good question. Basically, uh, shut up okay?
"Bu-but-"
Shhhhhhhh, only silence now.
"B-b-b-but Lord Farquad, what about the fourth team slot? Who will you put into it? Zephiel? Berkut? Valter or Walhart? Michalis, Narcian, or Aversa? Loki, Arvis, Julius, Lyon, Ursula, Naesala, or Oliver?"
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Pfffft, I don't know. This was just a Turn 3+ more build, not a bad guy palooza build. If a new Hero comes out with a similar skill I'll make a post and add him to the squad.
In the meantime, - this is just a meme.
A Meme Team!
Thanks for reading.
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is summoning the exact... same fricking Hero... over and over again, expecting... pity breakers to change. That... is crazy; but the first time somebody told me that... I dunno, I thought they were messing with me, so boom — I summoned. The thing is, okay... he was right. And then I started seeing: everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked, all these fricking fricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fricking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time, it's gonna be different; no, no, no, no, no, please... this time it's gonna be different." I am sorry, I don't like the way you are looking at me... okay, do you have a fricking problem in your head? Do you think I am messing with you? Do you think I am lying? Frick you! Okay? FRICK YOU! It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, Eliwood. I'm gonna chill... the thing is... alright, the thing is: I summoned you once already... and it's not like I am fricking crazy. It's okay... it's like water under the bridge.
Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?
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